You can’t wake me up 5 minutes before you leave and expect me to actually be ready by the time you do. I’m a fucking girl, okay. I have long, tangled hair in the morning, I have to make sure it’s not a jungle when I leave the house. I have to put on a bra and choose a pretty outfit. It’s impossible for me to do that shit in 5 fucking minutes. So don’t yell at me. I...
I don't need a new love or a new life...
just a better place to die.
Soul II Soul- Back to Life
When you work out with a regular bra and not a sports bra. -__-
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That knocked the door knob right out of his face!!!– Adam Savage (Mythbusters)
I just filled out an application to work at a dry cleaners. And then I’m going to fill one out for Party City. Amazing Jake’s was too damn far. :\ I wish I got payed to sleep. Do you know how much money I would make?! Ugh, if only… Where else should I apply?